Awesome Embarrassing Album and Music Offers

Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as:You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity!Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom night!).
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Another collection of accidental assaults on the English language include such witticisms as ""Guests are advised that all fruits served have been washed in water passed by the management."" By the author of Get Thee to a Punnery. Reprint..
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A Note from the Author -- Amelia!

"I don't know what's worse -- sharing a dorm with girls I don't know or sharing one with a girl I know too well -- my sister, Cleo. This school trip is a major lesson in embarrassment!"

-- Me, Amelia

Notes from Amelia's Fans:

"Amelia is getting older and she is going through the same things as my friends and I. Maybe you would not be embarrassed to write about that stuff..."

(I'm blushing, but still writing...)

-- Vanesa, age 13

"I started to have my own notebook, and my problems were fixed like presto!"(Hooray!

Here's to notebook power!)

-- Isabella.
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With candor and insight, Tony Campolo passionately hits on hot button issues that impact the Christian life, including how to: protect yourself from technology without becoming Amish; have a devotional life without becoming a monk, and figure out the will of God without hearing voices from Heaven.

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Seventeen magazine's wildly popular column about the embarrassments and humiliations we all endure is now collected in one hilarious volume.
One thing's for sure: we can ALL relate...

Each month, Seventeen magazine rounds up the most hysterical bloopers from real girls' lives in its "Traumarama" column--a consistent favorite of Seventeen readers. Now the editors of Seventeen have compiled the best stories into one hilarious book. From totally un-planned wardrobe malfunctions to saying the absolute wrong thing in front of the absolute right guy, these are tales everyone can relate to. And, as if the stories themselves weren't enough for a huge laugh-fest, fantastic full-color illustrations appear throughout to capture the complete embarrassment it all it's glory!

Traumarama will be in-stores in December 2005--in time to coincide with the big finale of the reality show--the search for America's "young sweetheart"--which will air through the Fall.

Did you ever hear about the time...

Squidward tried out for the football team even though he didn't have a clue how to play?

SpongeBob ended up in Mrs. Puff's class wearing nothing but his underwear?

Patrick found himself in a brutal battle - with a hat rack?

No? Maybe that's because this is the first collection of Bikini Bottom's most humiliating moments! And you thought you were the only person with an embarrassing story!.
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This book exposes with extensive documentation the deception regarding Ellen White that has been promoted by the Seventh-day Adventist Church..
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