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Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic

From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23¿ hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.

Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form.

Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones.

You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.

I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America, and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long.

Please buy this book before you leave the store.
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Size: 4 x 6. Humor.
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What you can do for yourself concerning your health, god will not do. It’s up to you to do it now. Most diseases are caused by unhealthy lifestyles, poor diet, lack of exercise, stress, and inadequate sleep. This book, based on best-selling author Dr. Don Colbert’s life message, reveals seven fundamental principles that will enable people to walk in and enjoy the health God intended. Dr. Colbert explains the body’s vital need for: • Water • Sleep and rest • Living food • Exercise • Detoxification • Supplements • Coping with stress Colbert, who conducts comprehensive seminars in churches based on the subject of this book, presents a noncondemning, lifegiving approach to optimal health. His well-respected life plan outlined in The Seven Pillars of Health will help people make healthy choices one day at a time!.
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Galaxy-hero-super-awesome-spectacular-ultra-spy Tek jansen takes it back to school in his second cosmic comic book adventure! When a misunderstanding ends with a demotion for Tek, the spaceman is busted down and forced to return to the academy that shaped him into the man he is today! Don't miss out on the comic book that'll have you exclaiming, "Apollo Creed!" This comic features a special cover by Matt Wagner, the artist behind Grendel and Mage!.
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Zapf dingbats! Everybody's favorite space hero has leapt into his own five-issue miniseries and earthmen & earthwomen everywhere are taking notice! Join Stephen Colbert's intrepid hero as he continues his battle against the "sinister" Optiklons without any hesitation or any clue as to what's actually going on! It's more starfield hijinks than you can shake a blaster at! Featuring a cover by comics-superstar Darwyn Cooke..
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Solar plexus! Bursting out from the hit Comedy Central show, THE COLBERT REPORT--it's STEPHEN COLBERT'S TEK JANSEN! In this stunning continuation of Stephen Colbert's critically acclaimed, yet unpublished prose novel, everyone's favorite sci-fi hero must stand against the enemies of freedom no matter what dark planet they crawl from! Each issue features two stories: A main serialized story written by John Layman and Tom Peyer with art by Scott Chantler & an independent backup story written by Jim Massey with art by Robbi Rodriguez..
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Here is a proven program to cleanse your body in 30 days!

Your body may be so overwhelmed that it’s sending you distress signals…

* Learn why you are at risk for suffering from cancer, heart disease and diabetes. * Discover why you don’t feel well and why you’re always tired. * Examine the Sick Building Syndrome. * Explore spiritual and physical aspects of fasting.

Dr. Don Colbert provides an easy-to-understand and comprehensive explanation of the toxic battle you’re in. He also exposes risk factors and provides alternative solutions for living free from cancer, heart disease, liver disease, diabetes and more. You may be an average American who is overfed and undernourished, which means you are probably toxic, but there is hope. Detoxify your body with Dr. Colbert’s medically sound and proven program of juice fasting.

Deep cleansing your body right down to the cellular level will renew your vitality, restore your energy, reclaim your health, shed toxic fat, lengthen your life and give you a healthy glow you haven’t had in years. Let Dr. Colbert escort you to healthier living-body, mind and spirit, and experience toxic relief today!

Get ready to experience powerful relief!.
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Did you know that negative emotions can adversely affect your health? Depression, anger, guilt, condemnation, low self-esteem-these are only a few of the lethal toxins that threaten body and spirit.

Offering a clear definition of deadly emotions-what they are, where they come from, how they manifest themselves, and their effects on the body-Dr. Colbert uses scientific evidence to support his views. He further offers hope in the form of God's power to deliver readers from these toxins, focusing on the power of forgiveness and repentance, the value of a merry heart, and the joy of the Lord. Finally, Dr. Colbert shares insights on the role nutrition plays in removing the physical toxins that inhibit true health.

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Finally, a doctor who makes house calls!

NOW YOU CAN BRING MORE THAN 140 MINUTES OF VALUABLE TEACHING FROM DR. COLBERT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM.

This video program features Don Colbert, MD, accompanied by his wife Mary as he teaches through each pillar of the New York Times best-selling book The Seven Pillars of Health.

For maximum benefit, view each 20-minute teaching segment as you are ready to begin reading the corresponding pillar in The Seven Pillars of Health hardback book. Use the companion workbook to record what you learn as you view the DVD teachings and read through the daily portions from The Seven Pillars of Health.

Kit Contains:
-The Seven Pillars of Health hardcover book
-Three DVDs containing 140 minutes of encouraging, practical instruction by Don Colbert, MD, and 20 minutes of simple exercises to help you get back in shape.
-The Seven Pillars of Health Workbook along with a 50-day Journal to help you keep track of your results as you progress through the plan
-Seven colored wristband (one for each of the seven pillars) to give you extra motivation as you exchange old habits for new ones.
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