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Awesome Cockney Album and Music Offers

Accent Your Character Volume 1 - Cockney and the Queen's English (Volume 1)
Add some kick to your characters with some quick and simple dialect training. Paul Meier has been training actors for over 25 years and now offers his experience to the casual pretender in these entertaining presentations. Within this CD you will find accent tips, colloquialisms, and charismatic character concepts that will add to your storytelling, roleplaying, or cosplay. It is a valuable aid for LARPers, gamers, Renaissance Fair cast and historical Re-enactors. Documentation is available to help you follow along or to refer back to for a quick slip into character. Make use of your drive time by preparing your character for their next adventure. Each presentation includes an overview of the common sounds you will hear in the dialect and exercised in several hilarious encounters you might find in your stories or games. Paul Meier is as entertaining as he is informative, making it easy to pick up and listen to again and again..
Price: $13.95 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Access Accents: London (Cockney): An accent training resource for actors

"Accurate, specific and enabling, these CDs are as fundamental as the use of voice itself."-Michael Attenborough

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Price: $17.45 [Notify me when price goes down.]


The Little Book of Cockney Rhyming Slang
Would you Adam and Eve it! The Little Book of Cockney Rhyming Slang is back and bigger than ever in this new revised and expanded edition. Originally starting out as a secret language to fool coppers (bottle and stoppers), cockney rhyming slang has grown in popularity far beyond its London homeland. It is often regarded as an hilarious language owing to its tremendous vitality, so much so it has even reached as far a field as Australia and America. So don't be fore and aft - do yourself a Cheesey Quaver and take a butcher's at this Captain Cook. All those pages, hundreds of definitions, so take our lump of ice - empty out your Davy Crocketts and cough up your pie and mash - prepare to maze your chinas or even Queen's Park Rangers over a pig's ear down at the old rub-a-dub..
Price: $1.92 [Notify me when price goes down.]


The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang
Would you Adam and Eve it? Over a hundred years after it was first heard on the streets of Ye Olde London Towne, Cockney rhyming slang is still going strong, and this book contains the most comprehensive and entertaining guide yet. Presented in an easy-to-read A to Z format, it explains the meaning of hundreds of terms, from old favourites such as apples and pears (stairs) and plates of meat (feet) to the more obscure band of hope (soap) and cuts and scratches (matches) through to modern classics such as Anthea Turner (earner) and Ashley Cole (own goal), as well as providing fascinating background info and curious Cockney facts throughout. Also included are a series of language tests so that readers can brush up on their newfound knowledge on their way to becoming a true Cockney Geezer. All in all, "The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang" is well worth your bread and honey to have a butcher's..
Price: $5.00 [Notify me when price goes down.]


The Bible in Cockney: Well Bits of It Anyway...
Would you Adam and Eve it? This was the headline of many of the national newspapers. The Holy Bible (well, bits of it anyway) has been translated into cockney rhyming slang. Read how Jesus feeds five thousand geezers with just five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lilian Gish. Or how Noah built a bloomin' massive nanny. Then there's always the story of David and that massive geezer Goliath, or the time when Simon and Andrew's finger and thumb in law was Tom and Dick in Uncle Ned and Jesus healed her...This text is aimed at people who wouldn't normally call themselves "Bible readers", as well as youth workers and ministers wanting a new approach to familiar stories, and secondary school teachers for use in RE lessons and assemblies. It contains an introduction explaining the aims and background of the book, including an explanation of cockney slang, plus seven Old Testament episodes and the stories of Mark's Gospel, "translated" into cockney slang. The book concludes with the Lord's Prayer and a full glossary of Cockney slang terms and phrases..
Price: $5.98 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Cockney Reject
Jeff Turner was raised in Custom House in the East End of London, with seven siblings to share a three-bedroom council house. When the Sex Pistols' "God Save the Queen" hit, his brother Mickey picked up a guitar and Jeff picked up a microphone, and together they stormed the music scene as The Cockney Rejects. The Rejects stood for being young, working class, and not taking anything from anyone, resulting in agression and violence being the main staple at their shows. However, the madness couldn't last forever, and as chaos at the gigs spiralled out of control, so did the band. Jeff was left dazed and penniless, and here tells his story.
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Price: $20.58 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Bible Stories in Cockney Rhyming Slang
'Cos they didn't. Adam and Eve it. When God said 'Oi! Apple - leave it! This innovative collection of Bible stories, written in cockney rhyming slang, is a fresh and fun approach to learning about the Bible. From Adam and Eve to the Resurrection, the book presents well-known stories in an original and accessible way for everybody to enjoy. The stories are ideal for performance or equally for personal use. They can be used as a form of interactive group storytelling, using a call-and-response method in which a line is read out and is repeated by everyone in the group. They are also very effective as a way of accessing literacy with people who may not read or write, and individuals with learning disabilities. The stories are easy to read and include translations of slang words. Through rhythm and rhyme, "Bible Stories in Cockney Rhyming Slang" enables everyone to access and understand stories form the Bible regardless of their level of literacy..
Price: $12.95 [Notify me when price goes down.]


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